Arminian joke

[rookie]

How many Arminians does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer, only 1, but the light bulb has to want to be changed....

 

[Skyler]

Knock knock!

 

[JohnGill]

Knock knock!

Ugh. Next we'll have puns and it's all down hill from there.

 

[Jack K]

I'll bite. Who's there?

 

[Skyler]

Knock knock!

Ugh. Next we'll have puns and it's all down hill from there.

Actually I was going to wait until somebody said "Who's there?" and then run and hide.

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I'll bite. Who's there?

*runs and hides*

 

[Notthemama1984]

Knock knock!

Ugh. Next we'll have puns and it's all down hill from there.

I would rather puns vs. nuns.

 

[JohnGill]

Knock knock!

Ugh. Next we'll have puns and it's all down hill from there.

I would rather puns vs. nuns.

Then to "quote" Shakespeare, get thee to a punnery.

 

[MarieP]

I'll bite. Who's there?

Control freak.

NOW YOU SAY CONTROL FREAK WHO!!!!

 

[Andres]

what did 0 say to 8?




Nice belt.

 

[JennyG]

What does "assess" mean?

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I'd better add the answer because I'm just going out and it would be terrible to keep anyone in suspense all day.
It means a female donkey.

 

[baron]

Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken!

 

[fishingpipe]

My kids favorite:

A. Knock knock.

B. Who's there.

A. The cow that interrupts.

B. The cow that inter- A. MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!