This list never fails to make me smile, but it's missing several terms like 'Confessionalism', 'Calvinism', etc. Anyone care to suggest definitions?
- Capitalism: He who dies with the most toys, wins.
- Hari Krishna: He who plays with the most toys, wins.
- Judaism: He who buys toys at the lowest price, wins.
- Catholicism: He who denies himself the most toys, wins.
- Anglican: They were our toys first.
- Greek Orthodox: No, they were ours first.
- Branch Davidians: He who dies playing with the biggest toys, wins.
- Atheism: There is no toy maker.
- Polytheism: There are many toy makers.
- Evolutionism: The toys made themselves.
- Church of Christ, Scientist: We are the toys.
- Communism: Everyone gets the same number of toys, and you go straight to the opposite of heaven if we catch you selling ours.
- B'Hai: All toys are just fine with us.
- Amish: Toys with batteries are surely a sin.
- Taoism: The doll is as important as the dump truck.
- Mormonism: Every boy may have as many toys as he wants.
- Voodoo: Let me borrow that doll for a second…
- Hedonism: Hang the rule book! Let's play!
- Seventh Day Adventist: He who plays with his toys on Saturday, loses.
- Church of Christ: He whose toys make music, loses.
- Baptist: Once played always played.
- Jehovah's Witnesses: He who sells the most toys door-to-door, wins.
- Pentecostalism: He whose toys can talk, wins.
- Existentialism: Toys are a figment of your imagination.
- Confucianism: Once a toy is dipped in water, it is no longer dry.
- Non-denominationalism: We don't care where the toys came from, let's just play with them.
