I'm not saying it's a bad thing. For example, wouldn't you love to read The Institutes as a Seussian rhyme. Those of us who have suffered Seuss abuse would be uniquely able to translate the text. For example:
The original:
Our wisdom, in so far as it ought to be deemed true and solid Wisdom, consists almost entirely of two parts: the knowledge of God and of ourselves. But as these are connected together by many ties, it is not easy to determine which of the two precedes and gives birth to the other.
In Seussian text form:
Our wisdom, in so far as it ought
to be deemed true and solid Wisdom taught,
consists entirely of two parts;
the knowledge of God and of our own hearts.
But as these are connected by many ties,
it is not easy to find where the precession lies,
and which of the two gives birth to the other?
I don't know, go ask your mother.