Just Call Me Dr. Jones!!

[OPC'n]

Only when I go in to see my psych patients!

I had a friend once who was a psych nurse... she was one of the craziest people I ever knew.

Ha! Neuro nurses must be a close second in the crazy department then!

And as for following in the footsteps of other Dr. Jones' or prescribing meds which air out the brain, I'll be no Dr. Jones after all! Herald cured me of such notions! We'll have to pretend that title under my name says or means something different. And we can if we close our eyes tight, tap our heels together three times, and say "There no place like an RN place, there's no place like an RN place", then we'll be able to see beyond written words and see the land of

 

[he beholds]

I hate to do this to you, but I think you need a new name!
Dr. OPC?
Dr. Nurse?
Dr. Izin?

I'm sure you don't want to hear it, but I think it's only right.

 

[OPC'n]

I hate to do this to you, but I think you need a new name!
Dr. OPC?
Dr. Nurse?
Dr. Izin?

I'm sure you don't want to hear it, but I think it's only right.

Oh, Jessi! You have never gotten over the shock of me changing my name from sjonee! Now you're unconsciously grasping for some name to fill that spot which will never happen for you!

 

[Marrow Man]

NOOOOOO! There will be no new names! The lockdown on Sarah changing her name is tighter than sanctions on Iran.

Perhaps an admin (a mod can't do it) can change her title, though, to something like Puritanboard M.D.

 

[he beholds]

NOOOOOO! There will be no new names! The lockdown on Sarah changing her name is tighter than sanctions on Iran.

Perhaps an admin (a mod can't do it) can change her title, though, to something like Puritanboard M.D.

I don't put any trust in these so-called "sanctions" on Iran, so I believe there is hope!!!

And to be very honest and self-seeking, I'd prefer Dr. Sonjee, since that is still in my head and the voices could be less confusing!

 

[OPC'n]

NOOOOOO! There will be no new names! The lockdown on Sarah changing her name is tighter than sanctions on Iran.

Perhaps an admin (a mod can't do it) can change her title, though, to something like Puritanboard M.D.

Noooooo! Don't make me a MD twice over!!!

 

[Berean]

PuritanBoard Quack

 

[Blue Tick]

[video=youtube;9Lge2_H_8IQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Lge2_H_8IQ[/video]

 

[Wayne]

Doctor Doctor Sarah.

In Europe, Germany esp., academics with more than one Ph.D. are addressed that way.

. . .Why anyone calls them Sarah, we'll never know.

 

[DMcFadden]

Here you go, Sarah. Now you have the "proof."
Dr. Sarah Jones, D.O.R.K.
Dr. Sarah, how did you get Luther and Calvin to sign your diploma???

 

[PointyHaired Calvinist]

 

[OPC'n]

Here you go, Sarah. Now you have the "proof."
Dr. Sarah Jones, D.O.R.K.
Dr. Sarah, how did you get Luther and Calvin to sign your diploma???

Oh, I am so printing this off and hanging it in my office!!! How'd ya do dat?

 

[Berean]

Oh, I am so printing this off and hanging it in my office!!! How'd ya do dat?

Ooooh, Dr. Sarah has an office! I am impressed.
Do you have a shingle?

 

[TimV]

Dr. M keeps use all off-balance with his unexpected talents.

 

[OPC'n]

Oh, I am so printing this off and hanging it in my office!!! How'd ya do dat?

Ooooh, Dr. Sarah has an office! I am impressed.
Do you have a shingle?

I have numerous ones on my roof.......

 

[Berean]

 

[DMcFadden]

Sarah,

Give me your email by PM and I'll send it to you as a jpeg file (much better resolution).

I just played around with Word and imported the Luther and Calvin sigs off of Google images. Oh, I did canibalize a college seal and put the R.C. Sproul caricature in the center of it in honor of your great affection for the Ligonierer.

 

[OPC'n]

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awww just for me? you shouldn't have......really!

 

[Berean]

I used up my last box of Crayolas, and they smelled so good. Like Dennis I could ask, "Do you want the original?"

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Uh, maybe those were watercolors I used and not Crayolas.

 

[OPC'n]

I do want the original! It can be my picasso for my office!

 

[Berean]

I do want the original! It can be my picasso for my office!

It's very large. All the better for framing on one of your large walls in your large professional office.

http://ceilidhart.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/dr-sarah-2008.jpg

 

[ewenlin]

Sarah,

Give me your email by PM and I'll send it to you as a jpeg file (much better resolution).

I just played around with Word and imported the Luther and Calvin sigs off of Google images. Oh, I did canibalize a college seal and put the R.C. Sproul caricature in the center of it in honor of your great affection for the Ligonierer.

Great way to spend your time! Too much time at work too?

Heh

 

[DMcFadden]

Sarah,

Give me your email by PM and I'll send it to you as a jpeg file (much better resolution).

I just played around with Word and imported the Luther and Calvin sigs off of Google images. Oh, I did canibalize a college seal and put the R.C. Sproul caricature in the center of it in honor of your great affection for the Ligonierer.

Great way to spend your time! Too much time at work too?
Heh

Actually, smart alec, I have had a fever since Monday evening and influenza symptoms (100 -101.4 fever, cough, aching body, burning eyes, headache, the whole enchilada). Since there is no seasonal flu in CA yet (for which I was already immunized) and the only flu we have out here is H1N1, our medical director said that I had to stay home away from all of our 350 seniors (many with compromised immune systems).

However, to justify my time, I did participate in a two hour conference call with our budget committee, sent innumerable e-mails to several consultants and attorneys, reviewed several hundreds of pages of bond docs

AND (for fun)

* Listened to Bob Dylan's Christmas album
* Watched Fox News (over and over and over)
* Watched DVDs of Ken Gentry against dispensationalism
* Finished writing a 167 pg. summary of Calvin's Institutes
* Wrote a 27 pg. summary of a book on Calvin's thought
* Wrote a 10 pg. book review of Interpreting John Calvin (Battles)
* Started reading The Marrow of Divinity
* Hung out on the PB participating in way too many threads
* Took a lot of naps and slept in until 8:00 a.m.
* Made a diploma for Dr. Sarah

 

[OPC'n]

You do more on a sick day than I do on a work day!

 

[jlynn]

Congratulations!!!

 

[lynnie]

Sarah, that is so great, I didn't even know you were in med school. Congratulations and may God bless you! Do you ever sleep?

 

[Houchens]

You do more on a sick day than I do on a work day!

More than I do in a week!!! Yikes!

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However, to justify my time, I did participate in a two hour conference call with our budget committee, sent innumerable e-mails to several consultants and attorneys, reviewed several hundreds of pages of bond docs

AND (for fun)

* Listened to Bob Dylan's Christmas album
* Watched Fox News (over and over and over)
* Watched DVDs of Ken Gentry against dispensationalism
* Finished writing a 167 pg. summary of Calvin's Institutes
* Wrote a 27 pg. summary of a book on Calvin's thought
* Wrote a 10 pg. book review of Interpreting John Calvin (Battles)
* Started reading The Marrow of Divinity
* Hung out on the PB participating in way too many threads
* Took a lot of naps and slept in until 8:00 a.m.
* Made a diploma for Dr. Sarah

Sooooo...are you feeling better now? Sure seems like you would be in a vegetative state by now at the rate you travel!! Whew! (wiping my brow)

 

[DMcFadden]

Melissa,

My "day job" has me spinning plates in too many areas to keep track of effectively. Being sick for a few days is about as much relaxation as I've gotten in a number of weeks. BTW, I didn't start the 167 pg. this week, just finished the last 40 pgs of it. And, when you are home all day alone with a boring television, there really is not too much trouble getting projects done. My fever hovered around the 100 - 101.4, high enough to stay home, low enough to get work done. No heroics here.

 

[MarieP]

Oh yeah! No longer shackled to the nurse title here on PB. I've moved on up to the East Side and I'm going to start eating my piece of the pie!

I might slip and call you Martyn though...

 

[Houchens]

Melissa,

My "day job" has me spinning plates in too many areas to keep track of effectively. Being sick for a few days is about as much relaxation as I've gotten in a number of weeks. BTW, I didn't start the 167 pg. this week, just finished the last 40 pgs of it. And, when you are home all day alone with a boring television, there really is not too much trouble getting projects done. My fever hovered around the 100 - 101.4, high enough to stay home, low enough to get work done. No heroics here.

No heroics...easy for you to say! Glad to hear that your fever was low and that you had (in your words) some much needed relaxation. I totally agree with you on the whole "television" issue...don't watch the stuff myself, except for "Monk" and UofK Basketball, of course!