I'll bet that this guy is a real hit in Calvary Chapel circles. You've got to love the level of scholarship!
Actually, John was named John, if you believe translating the Scriptures into a language that is understandable to English recipients. Yochanan ben Zechariah merely means "John, son of Zechariah", and even though John was not a Baptist in the modern sense of the word (obviously), he is indeed called "John the Baptist" by Matthew (3:1), as well as by the people in Mark's Gospel (6:14ff.).
He continued, but I stopped reading.
This is a prime example of why the stereotypical Marine should not be crossed with Biblical scholarship (see his profile). It's better off for everyone if they stick with carrying out simple commands like, "safety off, raise sights, pull trigger...". (This last comment may raise the ire of at least one member on this board, but that's okay, I worked with some guys from ANGLICO and Force Recon on several occasions, and I used to be patient with their confusion back then as well

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