Moral Compass for sale

[Eoghan]

I was reflecting on the riots here in the UK last week. We have as a society lost our moral compass. That set me thinking so I thought why not manufacture them and sell them on EBAY (eBay - The UK's Online Marketplace).

So I did.

Anyone care to guess what is in the box?

 

[Rufus]

A presentation of the gospel? Or a literal compass. Probably the first one.

 

[Skyler]

A Bible. That's my guess.

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If I get it right, do I win one?

 

[Eoghan]

The box is ~2"x3", so that gives some idea of the size.

 

[kvanlaan]

How about nothing, since Britain's moral compass is obviously long gone...

 

[Eoghan]

How about nothing, since Britain's moral compass is obviously long gone...

Not sure we can talk about a national Moral Compass unless it is the sum of all the individual Moral Compasses of the population

I really thought that on the PURITAN board someone would have got it first time. What would a Puritan call his moral compass? Particularly if it needed correction?

 

[Mushroom]

A card with the decalogue?

Made any sales?

 

[Eoghan]

I was thinking of sending a moral compass to the man who ran into my STATIONERY [should that be stationary?]car but denied any liability. He probably lost his moral compass some time ago but I doubt he would appreciate me supplying a spare.

 

[JennyG]

I give up. What exactly is in there, and have you sold any?