Puritan Board Annual EXTREME Fighting

Discussion in 'Spiritual Warfare' started by Scott Bushey, Aug 23, 2005.

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  1. LawrenceU

    LawrenceU Puritan Board Doctor

    All I need is my KaBar and my Bible.:D
     
  2. PuritanCovenanter

    PuritanCovenanter Moderator Staff Member

    FAMILY, Hah! Your family is sceared of our woods and hills. They don't stand a chance.

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    Plus, I got Andrew on my side. I called him first.
    I get Gabe also. He will stomp you alls puny knecks.
    We will be marching into battle singing old 100th.

    [Edited on 8-24-2005 by puritancovenanter]
     
  3. fredtgreco

    fredtgreco Vanilla Westminsterian Staff Member

    Let me introduce you to my friend. He's a Reformed seminary student, but one other thing.... he's a Green Beret. Can kill you with a paperclip and a wad of gum. And make it look like suicide... or an accident ... or a heart attack. :cool:
     
  4. Bladestunner316

    Bladestunner316 Puritan Board Doctor

    Green Berets is that a code name for girl scouts :bigsmile:
     
  5. just_grace

    just_grace Puritan Board Freshman

    ...?

    What are you lot on about??

    Bring it on...
     
  6. blhowes

    blhowes Puritan Board Professor

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    something tells me he shouldn't have said that
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  7. PuritanCovenanter

    PuritanCovenanter Moderator Staff Member

    Okay, I am calling dead men up too. I get that Great Presbyterian Stonewall Jackson. And we aint skeared of no paper clip killin guy either. It doesn't matter what girl scout Northern camp he is from.

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    [Edited on 8-24-2005 by puritancovenanter]
     
  8. Bladestunner316

    Bladestunner316 Puritan Board Doctor

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  9. just_grace

    just_grace Puritan Board Freshman

    Yeah it\'s stupid...

    Not eating peanut butter or keeping the sabbath, its the same to me, total nonsense as a Gentile Christian...

    Shuve it...bring it on you law keepers :)

    Well, you wanted a fight... :)

    David
     
  10. Bladestunner316

    Bladestunner316 Puritan Board Doctor

    How about u ask my axe for that $100.00 charge!!!!
     
  11. WrittenFromUtopia

    WrittenFromUtopia Puritan Board Graduate

    Don't hate me because I'm beautiful and you're all old.
     
  12. Puritanhead

    Puritanhead Puritan Board Professor

    OH YEAH!!! I'VE GOT RUMSFELD ON MY SIDE!!!!

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    "As you know, you go to war with the army you have, not the army you might want or wish to have at a later time."
    "‚ÄĚDefense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld

    Without futhur ado! Here is Rummy's army!
    :bigsmile:

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    Oh well... you take what you can get as Rumsfeld says...

    [Edited on 8-24-2005 by Puritanhead]
     
  13. Poimen

    Poimen Puritan Board Post-Graduate

    How about a knuckle sandwhich... TO THE MOON!

    I'm gonna hit youse so hard youse gonna wonder if I wuz a mule with a iron boot who has d'obesity issues.

    [Edited on 8-24-2005 by poimen]
     
  14. JonathanHunt

    JonathanHunt Puritan Board Senior

    Actually we hate you because of your body odour issues, Gabe.

    FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

    I've got Winston Churchill, Maggie Thatcher, Oliver Cromwell, King Alfred the Great, William of Orange...

    What you got, colonial boy?

    ;):lol::lol::lol:
     
  15. WrittenFromUtopia

    WrittenFromUtopia Puritan Board Graduate

    Colonial boy? Who won that war, anyhow?
     
  16. C. Matthew McMahon

    C. Matthew McMahon Christian Preacher

    Green beret. Psssshhhh. My alter ego eats those guys for breakfast.


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  17. JonathanHunt

    JonathanHunt Puritan Board Senior

    You call that a war? We didn't need your land anyhow.

    And what do you know about fighting wars? You spend half the time blowing up your allies and the other half bombing baby milk factories...

    ;):lol:

    Ooooh I enjoyed that.
     
  18. PuritanCovenanter

    PuritanCovenanter Moderator Staff Member

    I sense some ingratitude.

    The King didn't need our land?... (Well, actually the King did want our land and he spilled a lot of blood to try to keep it) nor did your King want our God. He wanted to be God. He crowned himself head of the church. As far as not knowing about how to fight a war......If it wasn't for us you guys would be a part of Germany along with the rest of Europe. As far as shooting our allies......If you guys would quit thinking about leading, you would notice who is and get out of the way from our bullets and bombs when we are in conflict. As for the aspirin or milk factories. Nobody is perfect. We are going to have a lot to give account for in heaven. Especially Clinton. I do think He wants to be God also. Well at least a playboy.

    Not enjoying it as much as you did.:candle:



    [Edited on 8-25-2005 by puritancovenanter]
     
  19. PuritanCovenanter

    PuritanCovenanter Moderator Staff Member

    Still aint Skeared!
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    [Edited on 8-25-2005 by puritancovenanter]
     
  20. Bladestunner316

    Bladestunner316 Puritan Board Doctor

    Why should we fear fallible men.
     
  21. LawrenceU

    LawrenceU Puritan Board Doctor

    Here's my Bible thumper:

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    [Edited on 8-25-2005 by Scott Bushey]
     
  22. PuritanCovenanter

    PuritanCovenanter Moderator Staff Member

    Lawrences Bible Thumper.
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  23. WrittenFromUtopia

    WrittenFromUtopia Puritan Board Graduate

    I love watching Braveheart because it shows how much the English suck.
     
  24. JonathanHunt

    JonathanHunt Puritan Board Senior

    Well this thread was called EXTREME...

    Sorry you got offended, Randy.

    AS for you Gabe...

    [extreme]
    What you 'loving braveheart' shows is your profound 'hollywood-style-revisionist' disregard for the facts of history... Where is Myers when you need him to give you some facts...oh a hiatus? Sheesh. No staying power.[/extreme]

    And on a serious note, I think what it really does reflect well is that human nature sucks.

    JH
     
  25. Scott Bushey

    Scott Bushey Puritan Board Doctor

    Well thats enough of extreme huh?

    Whimps!
     
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