Hey whaddah ya mean - it's only 10 min and 49 sec to the punch line.
I utterly gave up after about 5 mins, 5 that I will never, ever get back again.
I literally could not bear another second of the agony. It wasn't funny, not even a little bit. Just stupid.
I like Weird Al, but I think you have to be "with it", and know what people are listening to.
And I admit it, I'm "square." I have no clue what the parody amounted to.
Like someone else said--a song about ... nothing.
Whatever happened to "I'm Fat" "I love Rocky Road" "Addicted to Spuds" and "Just Eat It"?