bruce lee vs. chuck norris

[Blue Tick]

[video=youtube;JLO1YIWQuXE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLO1YIWQuXE[/video]

 

[Anton Bruckner]

Return of the Dragon. One of my all time favorites. Chuck Norris got his behind handed to him.

 

[JDKetterman]

I believe this is one of the best martial arts fighting scenes of all time.

 

[Annalissa]

Love this scene. Aw, poor Chuck. His fatal flaw in losing this fight was having chest hair.

 

[caddy]

Love this scene. Aw, poor Chuck. His fatal flaw in losing this fight was having chest hair.

Yes, but since that beating Chuck has gone on to Great heights!


If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Chuck Norris.

 

[JDKetterman]

Since Chuck is a black belt in Bjj, I think he would have had a better chance at beating Bruce.

 

[govols]

That is b/c Chuck didn't use his laser beams from his eyes or fire from mouth or lightning bolts from his fingers.

 

[caddy]

That is b/c Chuck didn't use his laser beams from his eyes or fire from mouth or lightning bolts from his fingers.

...took the words RIGHT out my mouth!

 

[Annalissa]

Love this scene. Aw, poor Chuck. His fatal flaw in losing this fight was having chest hair.

Yes, but since that beating Chuck has gone on to Great heights!


If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Chuck Norris.

What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Answer: Chuck Norris' fist.

Ever watch those Walker:Texas Ranger reruns? Sometimes it's like the bad guys jump into his roundhouse kicks. Oh yeah. They know the only choice they have is: Would you prefer a voluntary or involuntary roundhouse kick to the face? It's just gonna happen.

I would have loved to have seen Bruce Lee later in life, though. It's too bad that he passed in his prime under such arcane circumstances.