Proof that the swine flew

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Theognome

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Stop showing that kid kissing that pig!!!! Hey a pig with wings! Now I guess all those threats that everyone has ever made will come true! :eek:
 
That kid has a great future ahead. I can see him going into all types of work that most people would never do and pay well to have done. There are all sorts of career fields wide open for him:

Hog Licker is just the beginning. He could branch out into Cattle Licker and then go international working on African game preserves as an Elephant Licker. While there I'm sure that National Geographic would love a follow up to Jane Gudall's work, Licking Among the Apes. Then it would be time to move into Jacques Cousteau's realm. He could start small with Dugong Licker and then move all the way to Blue Whale Licker. If he still is energetic he could move out of Mammalian Licking and enter the very rare field of Ichtian Licking. I'm pretty sure that is totally uncharted research.
 
All together now. . .

Grandma's in the cellar
Lordy, can't you smell her
Cooking biscuits on that dirty black iron stove.

In her eye . . .

Never mind.
 
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