You macho black coffee drinkers are an amazing breed. I trust your integrity, so when you say you enjoy it, I take your word for it, but...
Hey . . . I . . . 'm . . . just a social . . . drinker. I . . . can stop . . . drinking cofee . . . a . . . ny . . . time. But, when you . . . are addicted, er, ah, . . . I mean when . . . you . . . ah, well, you know . . . enjoy it a WHOLE lot and drink 38 cups . . . a . . . day . . . well . . . taste and enjoyment . . . are, ah, well, . . . not really the issue. Excuse me, I need another hit, I mean cup.