"Dennis, can you hear me? Dennis, can you hear me?"
"Charging 200 joules . . . clear
Charging 300 joules . . . clear
Charging 360 joules . . . clear"
beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
"Oops! Must have been the Bacon Cheese Roll. Was it the thick battered deep-fry one slathered in BBQ?"
"Someone call Nathan and tell him he got another one."