Take in this in the same mischievous, trouble-making spirit: "When I was a child, I thought as a child... " Grow up and eat your vegetables (and deny the gluttonous tyranny of your belly and taste buds.) Also, exercise responsible Dominion of the earth and prioritize Nature's health above your own self-indulgence. <grins>
MODERATING I understand this post is lighthearted more than a specific recipe, but I am moving it to the Iron Chef forum because it fits better there. That forum is closed on the Lord's day.