I have joined the Dark Side....

[Marrow Man]

I believe only the Roman Church can make you a Sith Lord. The closest you can get as a Presbyterian is to become a member of a commission of some sort

Except for Skylar p), it seems that people are much nicer when a Baptist becomes a Presbyterian than when a Presbyterian becomes a Baptist.

Oh, btw, I made the move over 20 years ago, but they still haven't made me a Sith Lord yet.

Good point. I am actually on Synod's Executive Board right now, so that's about as close as it gets. But I still don't have the telepathic choking skill yet. Think of how more quickly session meeting would go after a demonstration like this:

[video=youtube;6p4T7_XI7WM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6p4T7_XI7WM[/video]

 

[Herald]

Tim, you're still working on that skill? It comes naturally to me. But then again, I'm from Jersey.

 

[Marrow Man]

Tim, you're still working on that skill? It comes naturally to me. But then again, I'm from Jersey.

I heard you can choke just by breathing the air.

 

[Andres]

I'm no expert, but I believe this thread has gone

 

[Notthemama1984]

This thread is on-topic (said as I wave my hand in front of your face).

 

[Herald]

Tim, you're still working on that skill? It comes naturally to me. But then again, I'm from Jersey.

I heard you can choke just by breathing the air.

Not everyone can aspirate dioxin.

 

[Andres]

This thread is on-topic (said as I wave my hand in front of your face).

This thread is on-topic.

 

[Notthemama1984]

This thread is on-topic (said as I wave my hand in front of your face).

This thread is on-topic.

Being Presbyterian is so awesome.

 

[KMK]

Speaking of the Dark Side, have you seen Bob's new avatar?

 

[Contra_Mundum]

Speaking of the Dark Side, have you seen Bob's new avatar?

Bob Sith Lord? more like Doc Emmett Brown...

 

[Marrow Man]

Speaking of the Dark Side, have you seen Bob's new avatar?

Bob Sith Lord? more like Doc Emmett Brown...

I thought that was supposed to be Ric Flair.

 

[JonathanHunt]

I am deeply disturbed. Does being a Baptist mean I have to get my hand chopped off? Is that what this is all about? Only Presbyterians get to have two hands?

 

[Notthemama1984]

Yes, but in exchange for our two hands, we develop breathing problems.

 

[Gage Browning]

I am deeply disturbed. Does being a Baptist mean I have to get my hand chopped off? Is that what this is all about? Only Presbyterians get to have two hands?

Rev. Hunt - If your right "hand" offends...you know what to do...it's just the proper thing to do in the process of sanctification...

 

[ac7k]

I get the humor of it all... and I am a baptist (not SBC)... same denomination as John Piper... Baptist General Conf.

 

[PuritanCovenanter]

I have to say this is one of the most edifying, "I have changed Baptism," perspective Threads I have ever read. Thank You LORD!

 

[Andres]

Randy, there's hope for us after all!

 

[Southern Presbyterian]

Tim, you're still working on that skill? It comes naturally to me. But then again, I'm from Jersey.

I heard you can choke just by breathing the air.

ROFL! It's true. It's true.

 

[JonathanHunt]

bjhgiylo;uo;h pi'asoihswPIJDPJ Voijafpojasfpojasfpjoasfpj'fpjwpj ipjpok[f[okf[kodhoap'jaf

(typing with my new stump)

 

[Andres]

bjhgiylo;uo;h pi'asoihswPIJDPJ Voijafpojasfpojasfpjoasfpj'fpjwpj ipjpok[f[okf[kodhoap'jaf

(typing with my new stump)

 

[Herald]

bjhgiylo;uo;h pi'asoihswPIJDPJ Voijafpojasfpojasfpjoasfpj'fpjwpj ipjpok[f[okf[kodhoap'jaf

(typing with my new stump)

 

[Marrow Man]

Randy, I find your lack of use of a small font ... disturbing.

 

[MarieP]

What I meant to say is that even as a Baptist I would not call Presbyterianism 'The Dark Side'. I think it speaks to an antagonism that should not exist in the church. Perhaps I'm an old fuddy duddy.

You, Sir Lawrence, are a fuddeous duddeous curmudgeous!

 

[Andres]

Randy, I find your lack of use of a small font ... disturbing.

this thread is great, but use him next time View attachment 2131

 

[PuritanCovenanter]

Randy, I find your lack of use of a small font ... disturbing.

I was so excited. LOL.

 

[Berean]

Randy, I love your avatar. It's one of your best pictures In my humble opinion. Very mellow and contemplative.

 

[Gage Browning]

bjhgiylo;uo;h pi'asoihswPIJDPJ Voijafpojasfpojasfpjoasfpj'fpjwpj ipjpok[f[okf[kodhoap'jaf

(typing with my new stump)

 

[LawrenceU]

What I meant to say is that even as a Baptist I would not call Presbyterianism 'The Dark Side'. I think it speaks to an antagonism that should not exist in the church. Perhaps I'm an old fuddy duddy.

You, Sir Lawrence, are a fuddeous duddeous curmudgeous!

If you only knew . . .

 

[CalvinandHodges]

Hi:

To respond from another Sci-Fi epic: "We are the Paedo-Baptists. You will be assimilated. Life as you know it has ended. Resistance is futile."

Blessings,

Rob

 

[FCC]

Welcome to Presbyterianism T.A.G.! I made a similar crossing a decade ago! I would only warn those that say "I will never, never, never make that crossing" to beware! A reformed Baptist elder and I were sitting together and extolling one another that we would never cross over and a short 6 months later I found myself taken! My wife continually points that out to me!