Is Ruben actually Batman?

[Peairtach]

It's likely Ruben has some kind of interest in Batman, unless he chose his avatar at random. Maybe he likes going to church dressed as Batman?

 

[etexas]

Tim, you obviously don't know that behind the mask of the phantasm lies the lovely face of Andrea Beaumont. She's out of reach now, so it's fine that I'm letting you in on this.

Good save!!! LOL!!!!

 

[DMcFadden]

It's likely Ruben has some kind of interest in Batman, unless he chose his avatar at random. Maybe he likes going to church dressed as Batman?

Are you kidding? Ever since he got into an argument with his pastor over the necessity of imposing church discipline upon anyone who thought that the vav consecutive in Hebrew could permissibly be taken as a mere conversive, Ruben and Heidi have been attending the church of the "100% Pure and Holy Calvinistic Doctrinally Precise We Two Only Universal Fellowship in the Bond of Christian Unity and Love" in their basement. Having only two members (one who is ineligible to vote) has certainly cut down on the church conflicts so common in my Baptist experience. However, rumor has it that one member sent Ruben an anonymous letter challenging the board's decision on the matter of an annual "worship servcie" honoring Batman.

Pray for their church. There are rumors. Just saying . . .

 

[a mere housewife]

Actually Dennis, conflicts escalate as the church is split down the middle on a decision over new carpet in the basement: one of the members is threatening to set up a rival church in an upper room, taking half the membership with her. The anonymous letter failed: the minister still wears a cape in the pulpit, violating the conscience of half the membership, who do not believe the RPW allows for liturgical vestments.

 

[etexas]

Actually Dennis, conflicts escalate as the church is split down the middle on a decision over new carpet in the basement: one of the members is threatening to set up a rival church in an upper room, taking half the membership with her. The anonymous letter failed: the minister still wears a cape in the pulpit, violating the conscience of half the membership, who do not believe the RPW allows for liturgical vestments.

Heidi? I thought Ruben said the issue was a "little" damage caused by the grapples he kept using on the walls and ceiling???

 

[py3ak]

If you'd ever heard Green Lantern preach you'd be grateful to have Batman in the pulpit.

 

[etexas]

I take my bump allowance for RUBEN's poll.......