Moving Birds

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py3ak

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There is a small bird in the first floor hallway of my apartment building. It was sitting on the ground, but flew up and fluttered at the roof when I walked by, chirping vigorously. I feel very badly for it, and would like to take it outside. But it won't let me grab it, and I probably wouldn't in any case. So how can I get it go outside without touching it, without laying down a trail of bread crumbs, and without this taking until tomorrow morning?
 
Prop the door open and go away. It'll fly out as soon as it thinks things are safe. You look like a big bird-eating monster to it, so there ain't no way it's gonna fly out with your scary bat-mouth around.
 
I've ascertained from your confusion about how to handle the situation that you do not possess a super-soaker. You really should rectify this immediately. No sane person ought to be without a super-soaker.
 
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