New Pb Moderator!!!

[JasonGoodwin]

Hear Ye! Hear Ye! Hear Ye!

The Puritan Board is proud to announce the newest, latest, and greatest moderator to ever grace this Board!!!

 

[Reformed Covenanter]

Is it James White?

 

[Pilgrim]

He's trying to be funny. It's a picture of Ergun Caner, a shrill anti-Calvinist.

 

[JasonGoodwin]

What is today's date?

 

[Semper Fidelis]

Ugh. I've always thought April Fool's Day jokes were silly.

 

[JasonGoodwin]

Ugh. I've always thought April Fool's Day jokes were silly.

Well, now that you mention it, Rich, what is Matt going to come up with? He's laid a few eggs in the past. (One that was really classic was offering up his entire library to give away. What made things really interesting was that he wrote out the title and author of each and every book. I guess it's not surprising, coming from a card divinator.)

 

[Semper Fidelis]

Ugh. I've always thought April Fool's Day jokes were silly.

Well, now that you mention it, Rich, what is Matt going to come up with? He's laid a few eggs in the past. (One that was really classic was offering up his entire library to give away. What made things really interesting was that he wrote out the title and author of each and every book. I guess it's not surprising, coming from a card divinator.)

I don't know what he has planned. He's been kind of scarce. Usually jokes like that aren't discussed ahead of time.

 

[JasonGoodwin]

Ugh. I've always thought April Fool's Day jokes were silly.

Well, now that you mention it, Rich, what is Matt going to come up with? He's laid a few eggs in the past. (One that was really classic was offering up his entire library to give away. What made things really interesting was that he wrote out the title and author of each and every book. I guess it's not surprising, coming from a card divinator.)

I don't know what he has planned. He's been kind of scarce. Usually jokes like that aren't discussed ahead of time.

I get it. He's the owner, and he lets you guys run the show.

Kinda makes you wonder what trick he has up his sleeve. Then again, I think I'll go watch a hockey fight.

 

[jaybird0827]

I was like, what do we need with all these moderators?

Ugh, I'd better be prepared. It's going to be an interesting day at school.

 

[Zenas]

The fact that you confused James White with Ergun Caner is hilarious, but you may realize that already, i.e. you said it to be funny.

If not, then... LOL

 

[ChristopherPaul]

Well, now that you mention it, Rich, what is Matt going to come up with? He's laid a few eggs in the past. (One that was really classic was offering up his entire library to give away. What made things really interesting was that he wrote out the title and author of each and every book. I guess it's not surprising, coming from a card divinator.)

I don't know what he has planned. He's been kind of scarce. Usually jokes like that aren't discussed ahead of time.

I get it. He's the owner, and he lets you guys run the show.

Kinda makes you wonder what trick he has up his sleeve. Then again, I think I'll go watch a hockey fight.

Hey Jason, I have a better - no, funnier April Fools thread title:

Sabres Clinch Playoff Berth!

 

[JohnOwen007]

It also looks like Scott Clark after he may've put on some weight.

 

[BobVigneault]

Since Scott Clark started hanging with Donald Trump he doesn't really look like that anymore. He's more..... I don't know..... trumpy?

 

[Stephen]

April Fools. It seems like we may all be fools today,

 

[Pergamum]

new moderator? I hope he turns out to be better than that new admin fella! Whooaoooo boy! JUst a short time with him and all chaos broke loose!

 

[DMcFadden]

Ergun Caner as the new moderator?!? Who picked him, Norm Geisler or David Hunt?

 

[Reformed Covenanter]

It also looks like Scott Clark after he may've put on some weight.

 

[Pilgrim]

Ugh. I've always thought April Fool's Day jokes were silly.

Well, now that you mention it, Rich, what is Matt going to come up with? He's laid a few eggs in the past. (One that was really classic was offering up his entire library to give away. What made things really interesting was that he wrote out the title and author of each and every book. I guess it's not surprising, coming from a card divinator.)

I forgot about that. That was definitely the best April Fools joke here since I've been on the PB. He had a lot of people fooled.

 

[JasonGoodwin]

Ugh. I've always thought April Fool's Day jokes were silly.

Well, now that you mention it, Rich, what is Matt going to come up with? He's laid a few eggs in the past. (One that was really classic was offering up his entire library to give away. What made things really interesting was that he wrote out the title and author of each and every book. I guess it's not surprising, coming from a card divinator.)

I forgot about that. That was definitely the best April Fools joke here since I've been on the PB. He had a lot of people fooled.

Is that no pun intended about Matt?

 

[JasonGoodwin]

I don't know what he has planned. He's been kind of scarce. Usually jokes like that aren't discussed ahead of time.

I get it. He's the owner, and he lets you guys run the show.

Kinda makes you wonder what trick he has up his sleeve. Then again, I think I'll go watch a hockey fight.

Hey Jason, I have a better - no, funnier April Fools thread title:

Sabres Clinch Playoff Berth!

Well, this is no April Fools' Joke: Sabres just beat Toronto 4-3 in a shootout that went 6 rounds.

Let me ask you this: what if, with all of the insurmountable odds stacked against them, the Sabres do indeed make the playoffs? Wouldn't the joke be on you instead of me?

 

[ChristopherPaul]

I get it. He's the owner, and he lets you guys run the show.

Kinda makes you wonder what trick he has up his sleeve. Then again, I think I'll go watch a hockey fight.

Hey Jason, I have a better - no, funnier April Fools thread title:

Sabres Clinch Playoff Berth!

Well, this is no April Fools' Joke: Sabres just beat Toronto 4-3 in a shootout that went 6 rounds.

Let me ask you this: what if, with all of the insurmountable odds stacked against them, the Sabres do indeed make the playoffs? Wouldn't the joke be on you instead of me?

Then YES!

 

[etexas]

He's trying to be funny. It's a picture of Ergun Caner, a shrill anti-Calvinist.

Funny, I have found anti-Calvinist in general to be shrill. (I love the word shrill!)

 

[Gage Browning]

Ergun,
Still waiting on that debate w/ James White.

 

[JasonGoodwin]

James,
Still waiting on you to acknowledge that you were trying to stack the deck against the Caner brothers...

 

[Zenas]

Ergun,
Still waiting on that debate w/ James White.

 

[Zenas]

James,
Still waiting on you to acknowledge that you were trying to stack the deck against the Caner brothers...

What did you want him to do? Promise to not study at all before the debate, limit himself to half of the speaking time of the Caners, and have a surgeon give him a lobotomy?

The deck would have still been stacked.

Even when you tie an arm behind their back, the Globetrotters are still going to beat the team of 10 year olds down the street.

 

[Gage Browning]

James,
Still waiting on you to acknowledge that you were trying to stack the deck against the Caner brothers...

More government huh? Sounds like "we are the government and we're here to help" is the new motto for some on this board!

 

[Gage Browning]

James,
Still waiting on you to acknowledge that you were trying to stack the deck against the Caner brothers...

Stacked w/ 66 books Ergun...

 

[JasonGoodwin]

Let the facts speak for themselves...

James,
Still waiting on you to acknowledge that you were trying to stack the deck against the Caner brothers...

What did you want him to do? Promise to not study at all before the debate, limit himself to half of the speaking time of the Caners, and have a surgeon give him a lobotomy?

The deck would have still been stacked.

Even when you tie an arm behind their back, the Globetrotters are still going to beat the team of 10 year olds down the street.

Respectfully, I say that you are being facetious.

Read this: Home Site of Ergun Caner » A Statement from Ergun Caner regarding the Baptists and Calvinism Debate

The Caners were more than willing to debate Msrs. White and Ascol. It appears that every confessor out there (including Steve Camp) thinks otherwise.

 

[JasonGoodwin]

Well, since we're talking about James White, I do have to give him credit for this: [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-eAg7Z6m1Q]YouTube - The Insulting Richard Dawkins[/ame]

It's a splendid reply to a shallow-minded example of primordial ooze.