Blonde Joke
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Rich Koster
Puritan Board Post-Graduate
no sarah ain't at work or training. sarah took a nap. we could do it in the comfort of our own homes and just skype it.
What would be the rules of moderation????
OPC'n
Puritan Board Doctor
no sarah ain't at work or training. sarah took a nap. we could do it in the comfort of our own homes and just skype it.
What would be the rules of moderation????
oh, now you're looking to be moderate in all things, eh? Getting cold feet?
Yep, I crack myself up all the time! I'll leave the ideas of bossing to you.
Rich Koster
Puritan Board Post-Graduate
Since I've been part of contract negotiations since May ( and it has really been fruitless...yes, I'm a union rep), let's agree on a ""fifth"" to dissolve all grievances and promote the ratification of mutual well-being and a good night's sleep. My wife is still not on PB, but I hope she will agree with the 1689 (or WCF) soon.
If this is cold feet....let's switch to Maker's Mark ...yum.
White Castles and Bourbon.....sounds like a top ten hit on a college radio stations !!!!
If this is cold feet....let's switch to Maker's Mark ...yum.
White Castles and Bourbon.....sounds like a top ten hit on a college radio stations !!!!
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OPC'n
Puritan Board Doctor
went and got me some culvers ice cream.... i'm happy
Rich Koster
Puritan Board Post-Graduate
Rich Koster
Puritan Board Post-Graduate
How do you drive a blonde crazy?
Put them in a round room and tell them there is an answer to all their questions in the corner.
Put them in a round room and tell them there is an answer to all their questions in the corner.
DeoOpt
Puritan Board Freshman
Two blondes were driving down the road.
The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''
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There was a blonde, and a man from another country at a bar, and the man said, "My country was the first from space," and at that time a red head came up, she said, " My country was the first to go to the moon."
Then the blonde said," Oh yeah well I am gunna go to the sun!" The red head said, " Stupid you can't go to the sun it is too hot." Then the blonde replied, " That is why I'm going at night!"
The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''
-----Added 10/9/2009 at 10:46:42 EST-----
There was a blonde, and a man from another country at a bar, and the man said, "My country was the first from space," and at that time a red head came up, she said, " My country was the first to go to the moon."
Then the blonde said," Oh yeah well I am gunna go to the sun!" The red head said, " Stupid you can't go to the sun it is too hot." Then the blonde replied, " That is why I'm going at night!"
Rich Koster
Puritan Board Post-Graduate
Oi !!!
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How do you keep a blonde in suspense??
OPC'n
Puritan Board Doctor
naw! a golden retriever is more like it!
jambo
Puritan Board Senior
Two blondes meet in a New York bar and get talking.
"Is that an Irish accent you have?" asks the first.
"To be sure it is" says the second.
"Great to meet another person from the old home country. What part of Ireland would you be from?"
"Dublin"
"Thats amazing. Imagine two Dubs meeting in this bar. What part of Dublin would you be from?"
"Finglass, quite near the airport"
"Really. Well would you believe it, I'm from Finglass myself. What road did you live on"
"I lived on Great Northern Street"
"Great Northern Street!? I just can't believe this. That was the very street I lived on. Now don't tell me you went to Our Lady of the Holy Rosary School too."
"Why yes thats exactly where I went."
"What a small world this is. What was your teacher called?"
"Sister Teresa"
"This is just mind blowing, all these coincidences."
At that the bar man turns to another regular and says "It's going to be a long night ahead. The O'Neil twins are back in again."
"Is that an Irish accent you have?" asks the first.
"To be sure it is" says the second.
"Great to meet another person from the old home country. What part of Ireland would you be from?"
"Dublin"
"Thats amazing. Imagine two Dubs meeting in this bar. What part of Dublin would you be from?"
"Finglass, quite near the airport"
"Really. Well would you believe it, I'm from Finglass myself. What road did you live on"
"I lived on Great Northern Street"
"Great Northern Street!? I just can't believe this. That was the very street I lived on. Now don't tell me you went to Our Lady of the Holy Rosary School too."
"Why yes thats exactly where I went."
"What a small world this is. What was your teacher called?"
"Sister Teresa"
"This is just mind blowing, all these coincidences."
At that the bar man turns to another regular and says "It's going to be a long night ahead. The O'Neil twins are back in again."
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