Another Blonde Joke

[Reformingstudent]

This is cute:

A blonde goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards. She says to the clerk, 'May I have 50 Christmas stamps?'

The clerk says, 'What denomination?'

The blonde says, 'Heavenhelp us. Has it come to this? Give me 6 Catholic, 12 Presbyterian, 10 Lutheran and 22 Baptists.'

 

[Southern Presbyterian]

 

[Pergamum]

YES!!!! I always knew blondes like Baptists the best!

 

[Ivan]

At least she asked for fifty stamps.

 

[FrielWatcher]

I am surprised that she could divide them out that quickly in her head.

 

[Mushroom]

YES!!!! I always knew blondes like Baptists the best!

So what are you trying to say about our Baptist brethren, Pergs?

Oh, waitaminit... you ARE Baptist. Ne-ver-mind.... (in my best Rosanna Rosannadanna voice)

 

[Seb]

YES!!!! I always knew blondes like Baptists the best!

So what are you trying to say about our Baptist brethren, Pergs?

Oh, waitaminit... you ARE Baptist. Ne-ver-mind.... (in my best Rosanna Rosannadanna voice)

That should be in your best Emily Litella voice.

 

[Mushroom]

YES!!!! I always knew blondes like Baptists the best!

So what are you trying to say about our Baptist brethren, Pergs?

Oh, waitaminit... you ARE Baptist. Ne-ver-mind.... (in my best Rosanna Rosannadanna voice)

That should be in your best Emily Litella voice.

Nope. Rosanna Rosannadanna, as in this:

[video=youtube;V3FnpaWQJO0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3FnpaWQJO0&feature=related[/video]

 

[Seb]

So what are you trying to say about our Baptist brethren, Pergs?

Oh, waitaminit... you ARE Baptist. Ne-ver-mind.... (in my best Rosanna Rosannadanna voice)

That should be in your best Emily Litella voice.

Nope. Rosanna Rosannadanna, as in this:

[video=youtube;V3FnpaWQJO0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3FnpaWQJO0&feature=related[/video]

Nope. That's Emily Litella. I made the same mistake a couple of years ago.

Here's Roseanne Roseannadanna and her tagline: