Jon Voight as Noah- worthless

[non dignus]

Avoid Noah's Ark starring Jon Voight, Mary Steenbergen, F. Murray Abraham, James Coburn etc.

It was a jumbled mess that didn't even attempt anything Biblical. Noah meets Waterworld with cut and paste animals, it had horrific special effects, was long and tedious. I actually thought the actors were improvising lines.

Nothing about this movie was good.

 

[Puritan Sailor]

More than a jumbled mess. It didn't even get the story right.

 

[Augusta]

I saw part of that too. We turned it off. It was really bad.

 

[JasonGoodwin]

Avoid Noah's Ark starring Jon Voight, Mary Steenbergen, F. Murray Abraham, James Coburn etc.

It was a jumbled mess that didn't even attempt anything Biblical. Noah meets Waterworld with cut and paste animals, it had horrific special effects, was long and tedious. I actually thought the actors were improvising lines.

Nothing about this movie was good.

Well, just look at who they cast. Most of them were/are Hollywood lefties. Coburn is no longer alive, and Steenburgen is married to another hardcore leftist named Ted Danson. Jon Voight is Angelina Jolie's father.

I remember seeing this with Mrs. G when it aired on NBC back around 1998/99.
Neither of us could sit through even half of it. Truly horrendous and deserving of several Razzie awards. with an exponential factor (for all you mathematicians out there.)

The Prince of Egypt, that animated version of The Ten Commandments that came out a few years ago, was slightly better, but it was still way off -- in spite of the filmmakers' disclaimer that they wanted to make that story as accurate as possible.

 

[Augusta]

We got to the part where they are on the ark and up floats a raft of survivors or something, I think Lot was on the raft too. That movie was so monumentally stupid it hurts.