Puritan Board Junior
You would totally survive in the wild! LOLNow cut that out! I can't get good carnitas around here, and I don't have time to make them tonight.
I like all kinds of meat. Among my favourites are:
BBQ (I prefer a good pork shoulder)
Wild Turkey (and the liquid ain't all that bad either)
I've also had and enjoyed:
Muskrat (You'll pay a lot for this in fancy restaurants. They call it Marsh Hare.)
Beaver (You have to get the fat and silver skin off. When you do that, Mmmm. Better than most beef.)
Rat (Hardcore reenactors do strange things.)
You want me to keep going?
I've had and did not enjoy:
Monkey (Can't stand the things alive or cooked.)
Armadillo (Although I had Armadillo chili that was good.)
Other meats that I've had that really aren't that bad:
Honey bee brood