What's the Matter with Matthew?

[bookslover]

Does anyone know what's the matter with Matthew Henry (my avatar)? He's looking a little bug-eyed. Has he been up studying all night? Is he on a Jolt Cola buzz? Has he just found out that his wife is pregnant for the 10th time?

He seems just a tad...well...agitated. Any guesses?

 

[Mushroom]

Looks like his collar mighta been a little tight...

 

[Ivan]

He just found out you used him as an avatar....and he has no idea what an avatar is!!!

 

[A.J.]

He wanted to look like that so that someone from the 21st century will ask why he looked that way.

 

[ExGentibus]

"Hmm, that sushi wasn't so fresh after all..."

 

[OPC'n]

He needs some milk of mag!

 

[ClayPot]

He was from England right? Maybe he witnessed that "bike ride" mentioned on PB yesterday.

 

[Backwoods Presbyterian]

Probably still a little miffed at the lack of love shown to him by the WHI.

 

[Backwoods Presbyterian]

, Ben, I was thinkin' the same thing.

Well great minds think alike...

 

[Backwoods Presbyterian]

 

[christiana]

Thats exopthalmos for sure!

 

[Rangerus]

 

[Theogenes]

Perhaps Hyperthyroidism....

 

[Pergamum]

He's one nanosecond away from barfing (he had a REALLY fast portrait painter).....


He was competing for the Puritan Funny Face Contest. John "rubber face" Owens won first prize though when he pulled his lower up over his nose.

He was straining at holding his breath because he forgot to wash his powdered wig and "it stinketh."



Or,

He just heard that he was not part of a true church: http://http://www.puritanboard.com/f18/baptist-churches-not-true-churches-49602/

 

[DMcFadden]

I asked his great, great, great, great, great, great, great grandson, Marty. He couldn't see the problem.

All in favor say "eye."

 

[Rich Koster]

Bangers and mash for lunch...for the 3rd day in a row.

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I asked his great, great, great, great, great, great, great grandson, Marty. He couldn't see the problem.

All in favor say "eye."

how about I-gor

 

[Berean]

Matt's skivvies are waaaaay too tight!

 

[D. Paul]

What's the matter with Matthew

Don't know, but I love the question. For some reason, it just cracks me up that you would ask what is the matter with Matthew Henry.

 

[Narnian]

Mrs. Henry?

 

[Grymir]

He just read Barth....

 

[Ivan]

He just read Barth....

I'd say Tillich!

 

[Hadassah]

Creepy doog!

 

[Ivan]

A blue eye and a brown eye! WOW!!

 

[AThornquist]

Creepy doog!

Que? I took care of it.

 

[nicnap]

Probably still a little miffed at the lack of love shown to him by the WHI.

 

[Jimmy the Greek]

I thought this thread was going to be about brother Winzer.

 

[Ruby]

Yes, I thought that too when I read the title!

 

[A.J.]

I thought this thread was going to be about brother Winzer.

I think I had that thought as well.

 

[D. Paul]

I thought this thread was going to be about brother Winzer.

I think I had that thought as well.

I thought it was regarding Dr. Matt. Where's HE been?