ReformedWretch
Puritan Board Doctor
"Hey, that Tsunami thing aint all bad, I mean it proves the rapture is getting closer!"
11 Things You Will Never Hear On The PB
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JonathanHunt
Puritan Board Senior
Originally posted by Augusta
If you ask me how I know he lives, he lives within my heart.
I actually LIKE that chorus!
JH
ConfederateTheocrat
Puritan Board Freshman
"For a good understanding of theology, see Andrew Sandlin's..."
Me Died Blue
Puritan Board Post-Graduate
Over break I visited my old church, and people were practically saying that! Yep, it's the end times all right!
Me Died Blue
Puritan Board Post-Graduate
Following the same thought but on a different subject...
PB member: Any recommendations for epistemology and apologetics?
Paul Manata: Try Sproul or Geisler, they're really objective and practical about it!
crhoades
Puritan Board Graduate
Originally posted by Me Died Blue
Following the same thought but on a different subject...
PB member: Any recommendations for epistemology and apologetics?
Paul Manata: Try Sproul or Geisler, they're really objective and practical about it!
Or...Christianity can't be defended, you just have to believe.
Charismatic Calvinist
Puritan Board Freshman
"...what it means is that God foresaw that you would have faith to believe..."
FrozenChosen
Puritan Board Freshman
"Man, I really enjoyed the guitar solo in the middle of the praise chorus today at church."
"Oh, he may not have it all right, but he's so spiritual..."
"Oh, he may not have it all right, but he's so spiritual..."
Wasn't Paul Crouch's wife lovely today? She just oozes the spirit.
Me Died Blue
Puritan Board Post-Graduate
"You know something? Other than Scripture, I've never in my life read any writings by any man with the first name John - not one."
Me Died Blue
Puritan Board Post-Graduate
"'Catechism' and 'sacrament' are such Catholic words."
JohnV
Puritan Board Post-Graduate
Originally posted by 4ndr3w
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You've gotta be kidding. Now I know this world has gone nuts.
Ex Nihilo
Inactive User
"It's okay to use Doritos and Diet Coke for the Lord's Supper if you want. It's just a symbol, anyway."
"Reverend Amy introduced me to my favorite Reformed theologian, Karl Barth."
"All these petty doctrinal questions don't matter. We just need to get back to the basics."
"I picked up a good book at my local LifeWay recently..."
"Why would you want to read a book about God when you could experience him?"
"I am asking God to reveal his will for my life... you know, what job I should have."
"John Calvin was a tyrant who personally burned Michael Servetus out of pettiness."
"People just need to be more tolerant of alternative lifestyles."
"Stop being so dogmatic."
"The idea of God's wrath is too harsh for Christianity today. We need a kinder, gentler God--a God of love."
"...And that's what happened when I got the Holy Ghost the first time."
[Edited on 11-1-2005 by Ex Nihilo]
"Reverend Amy introduced me to my favorite Reformed theologian, Karl Barth."
"All these petty doctrinal questions don't matter. We just need to get back to the basics."
"I picked up a good book at my local LifeWay recently..."
"Why would you want to read a book about God when you could experience him?"
"I am asking God to reveal his will for my life... you know, what job I should have."
"John Calvin was a tyrant who personally burned Michael Servetus out of pettiness."
"People just need to be more tolerant of alternative lifestyles."
"Stop being so dogmatic."
"The idea of God's wrath is too harsh for Christianity today. We need a kinder, gentler God--a God of love."
"...And that's what happened when I got the Holy Ghost the first time."
[Edited on 11-1-2005 by Ex Nihilo]
Irishcat922
Puritan Board Sophomore
"that was a negative confession, I don't recieve that."
Joseph Ringling
Puritan Board Freshman
"You've heard of Jesus only, Well I'm Holy Spirit only"!
Joseph Ringling
Puritan Board Freshman
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"I'm a new Christian and I'm just thankful to have found an understandable forum to discuss the basics of Christianity"
"sola what? English only, pal.
"I don't buy from my local Christian bookstore, but I like to go there to see what the Spirit is doing"
-JK
Cambridge MA
"sola what? English only, pal.
"I don't buy from my local Christian bookstore, but I like to go there to see what the Spirit is doing"
-JK
Cambridge MA
ReformedWretch
Puritan Board Doctor
This place is too deep!
My momma owns a bar of soap young man and she aint afraid to use it. Just ask any of my kids. I was a lot smarter than they were. I waited till I was to big to for her to stick it in my mouth before I gave her any lip. I think I was 40.
And even then I still ran.
Ianterrell
Puritan Board Sophomore
I like the idea of old children still getting whooped.
I have a friend in his early twenties who still get's rapped every now and then by his dad. Haha. It's actually more like a power move. His dad is huge, and he is not so huge.
I have a friend in his early twenties who still get's rapped every now and then by his dad. Haha. It's actually more like a power move. His dad is huge, and he is not so huge.
ConfederateTheocrat
Puritan Board Freshman
Originally posted by Ianterrell
I like the idea of old children still getting whooped.
I have a friend in his early twenties who still get's rapped every now and then by his dad. Haha. It's actually more like a power move. His dad is huge, and he is not so huge.
You have a friend in his early twenties who still gets "rapped" by his dad?! Care to explain?
Scott Bushey
Puritanboard Commissioner
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