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So you are a Puritanboard addict, eh? Join the club. In fact let's start a support group:

My name is Daniel.

Hi Daniel!

And I'm, uh, well - *sobs* it's too painful!

(Rich steps in) Be a man!

Okay, okay, I'm a- Puritanboard addict!

Cries of horror and rapid dispersement erupt from the group who mostly comprise erguncaner.com addicts. Meanwhile, a figure emerges from the shadows rubbing his hands together with glee. The light briefly crosses his face as it swings back and forth to reveal -Dr. McMahon, with no remorse or pity in his smiling eyes.

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Now that's funny!

Oh...Welcome back.:wave:
 
Kill the fatted cat* and prepare the banquet. It is indeed GOOD to have you back. I have missed you.



* Fatted calf reserved for legitimate prodigals. Fatted cats are for those cool ones who go on temporary hiatus.

Come on, don't kill the cats - just tie their tails together with rope and through them over a clothes line - much more entertaining.

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Kill the fatted cat* and prepare the banquet. It is indeed GOOD to have you back. I have missed you.



* Fatted calf reserved for legitimate prodigals. Fatted cats are for those cool ones who go on temporary hiatus.

Come on, don't kill the cats - just tie their tails together with rope and through them over a clothes line - much more entertaining.

:duck-and-cover:
On my count: Ready, Aim, Fire!:cool:
 
Southern Presbyterian:

That's possibly one of the Top 5 funniest avatars I've seen on the PB.

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Actually, Max, I don't know if I'd give your current one Top 5 "All Time" status, but I might be persuaded to give it "Top 5" "Current".

Will Ferrell is funny in and of himself, but the cowboy hat, combined with you being from Texas, tops it off rather nicely.

Have you seen the Will Ferrell commercial for Old Spice? He explains that the human body sweats up to 6 liters of water per day, and then adds: "Now, I'm not familiar with the metric system or any other foreign language, but that's the equivalent of 300 gallons, I would guess..."

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Actually, Max, I don't know if I'd give your current one Top 5 "All Time" status, but I might be persuaded to give it "Top 5" "Current".

Will Ferrell is funny in and of himself, but the cowboy hat, combined with you being from Texas, tops it off rather nicely.

Have you seen the Will Ferrell commercial for Old Spice? He explains that the human body sweats up to 6 liters of water per day, and then adds: "Now, I'm not familiar with the metric system or any other foreign language, but that's the equivalent of 300 gallons, I would guess..."

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:lol::lol::lol: He is (to me at least) one of the funniest comics around, I wanted a new avatar and I found him with this Stetson and I could not resist!:cool::cool::cool::cool:
 
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I agree. I think he's probably the funniest public persona of the day. I don't feel comfortable watching his movies anymore, though; they're always aimed at that 18-34 male demographic, replete with language, adultery, nudity, etc. I don't put that in there to be morally uppity. It just saddens me that so much good in this world is covered over and bound up with dross and filth. You look at the humor of Will Ferrell, or the music of some of the world's groups, etc., and think, "What would this look like in an unfallen, or fully redeemed, world?" "If this is a dead seed of creational goodness, what would the everlasting tree have looked like?"

In Christ, I look forward to finding out !

Until then, I guess its Will Ferrell via commercials and some old SNL skits:

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I agree. I think he's probably the funniest public persona of the day. I don't feel comfortable watching his movies anymore, though; they're always aimed at that 18-34 male demographic, replete with language, adultery, nudity, etc. I don't put that in there to be morally uppity. It just saddens me that so much good in this world is covered over and bound up with dross and filth. You look at the humor of Will Ferrell, or the music of some of the world's groups, etc., and think, "What would this look like in an unfallen, or fully redeemed, world?" "If this is a dead seed of creational goodness, what would the everlasting tree have looked like?"

In Christ, I look forward to finding out !

Until then, I guess its Will Ferrell via commercials and some old SNL skits:

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Oddly, at a lot of levels I find Ferrell to be less offensive than some of the SNL Alumni that came before him. (This is not to excuse everything in his skits and movies) but my point stands, you listen to some of those older comedians, man! They were foul mouthed and filthy, every other word was horrid! Give this guy credit, I mean you can actually go half an hour without something offensive.:cool:
 
So you are a Puritanboard addict, eh? Join the club. In fact let's start a support group:

My name is Daniel.

Hi Daniel!

And I'm, uh, well - *sobs* it's too painful!

(Rich steps in) Be a man!

Okay, okay, I'm a- Puritanboard addict!

Cries of horror and rapid dispersement erupt from the group who mostly comprise erguncaner.com addicts. Meanwhile, a figure emerges from the shadows rubbing his hands together with glee. The light briefly crosses his face as it swings back and forth to reveal -Dr. McMahon, with no remorse or pity in his smiling eyes.

Thanks, Daniel. You are now officially part of the Rick Warren 12 Step Program that is sweeping in many of our PCA churches :lol:
 
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