You poor, poor deluded people.
Every intelligent person knows that cats are far superior to dogs. Dogs are so needy and obsequious. Cats, on the other hand, regard you as their employee (if they pay any regard to you at all). (The old joke: dogs have masters, cats have staff.)
Cats are so low maintenance that you are hardly aware they're around. The far superior animal, I'm telling you.
(It is rather weird, though, that there are no housecats in the Bible. What was WRONG with those people?)
Leave the valley of dog ownership and raise yourselves up to the sunny uplands of being a cat's utter slave!)
[Note: no animals were injured during the manufacture of this post.]