You all sound like me. Intelligent, Sophisticated, Harmonious, Reasonable. Actually I read everything aloud in my head in the voice that you always think is your own until you actually hear your voice played back to you without the resonance of the vaulted chambers of your head. (Oh. You mean I shlightly shlur my sshhss? And my voice soundsh like it's been tweezhered through my left noshtril?)
I'm so glad you all don't sound that way. You all sound like Mary Poppins. Practically perfect in every way.