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Puritan Board Doctor
1. If you can't nuke it, you probably didn't really want to eat it anyway.
2. No human being has ever successfully folded a fitted sheet.
2. No human being has ever successfully folded a fitted sheet.
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I really thought that was just me....2. No human being has ever successfully folded a fitted sheet.
We've not had fitted sheets or microwaves for most of the last 2 decades. Use a cast iron skillet.... bacon and meat is easy to make and takes 5 minutes. And who needs a fitted sheet anyway? Especially if you are single, do what you want.
Technically bacon is its own food group.Wait a minute! Bacon's not meat?
True, but I always classify it as roughly in the "green vegetable" family.Technically bacon is its own food group.
Exactly on the cast iron skillet. I usually have two or three going. I prepare almost everything on them:We've not had fitted sheets or microwaves for most of the last 2 decades. Use a cast iron skillet.... bacon and meat is easy to make and takes 5 minutes. And who needs a fitted sheet anyway? Especially if you are single, do what you want.
You gotta wipe it down? This eliminates the smorgasborg of flavor.Exactly on the cast iron skillet. I usually have two or three going. I make almost everything on them:
Fish, eggs, pancakes, potatoes, fried tomatoes, meat of all kinds, and yes, bacon, which deserves its own special pan.
Just scrape it when done and wipe down. Beats trying to deal with microwave dish cleaning.
But, I do fold fitted sheets fairly well. It drives my wife nuts.
I know. I'm a Philistine. But I never use detergent on them.You gotta wipe it down? This eliminates the smorgasborg of flavor.
If seasoned properly, they don't need detergent.I know. I'm a Philistine. But I never use detergent on them.
Hot water and a nylon brush. Dry completely, then wipe down with vegetable oil.But I never use detergent on them.
Bless your heart!
Confession time: I start out very neatly folding a fitted sheet; it ends up wadded into a ball that I stuff into its drawer that then has to be closed by force.
1. Twinkies?
2. We over at TM very come close when they are returned clumped up in bags....
When you said 'nuke it' I assumed nuclear fission and those foods that would survive the fallout...1. If you can't nuke it, you probably didn't really want to eat it anyway.
2. No human being has ever successfully folded a fitted sheet.
As a U.S. Sailor, I assure you, I can make a flat sheet hold more firmly to a matress than any fitted sheet would. As for microwaves, I think they have their purpose, but cast iron is more indispensable in cooking. And there is nothing better than a 16 oz. USDA-certified Angus Beef center-cut Ribeye cooked in butter in a cast iron skillet (four minutes on each side on medium-high). Nuking a steak like that would qualify as a crime against humanity.
Baking bacon in oven works great also. Then pour the grease into cast iron to fry the bacon.Hot water and a nylon brush. Dry completely, then wipe down with vegetable oil.
By the way - bacon crisps up nicely in a microwave.
Just fold down edges to square off the sheet and then fold as normal. “Man up” people! Come on.Sounds about right.